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"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 07/22/2017 at 22:38 • Filed to: None

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I watched The Room last night... I’ve never been so confused by a movie. I knew it was going to be bad, but holy shit.

I like that they reused the same shots over and over again. This street parked Celica never moved:

I can’t explain how strange this movie is... even this Cinema Sins doesn’t do it justice:

So much weird laughter. So many sex scenes that go on too long. So little character development. So many unresolved sub-plots. 

So little actual plot.

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 22:43

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I tried to get my cousins to watch it. By the third or fourth sex scene they wanted out.

RyanFrew > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 22:44

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I keep hearing terrible things about this, thinking people are referring to the 2015 drama, Room , and getting confused because Room is awesome, albeit intense and unsettling.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 22:53

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 07/22/2017 at 22:54

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You mean the same sex scene footage being played for the third or fourth time?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RyanFrew 07/22/2017 at 22:55

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Room is great, The Room is worse than I could’ve imagined.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/22/2017 at 22:57

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The fucking football... perfect.

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 22:57

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 07/22/2017 at 23:00

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No Prius Needed > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 23:00

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Anyway, how is your sex life?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 23:02

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Discussion with co-worker this past week. Him: “It’s just... I really want to do it, but $30?” Me: It’s the BluRay that’s $30.” Him: “Oh, uh. Hmm.” Me: The DVD is only $10. But it’s only from the official website. So, the question is, do you want to give $10 to encourage such a profoundly untalented man, or... can you afford not to?..”

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > No Prius Needed 07/22/2017 at 23:04

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/22/2017 at 23:11

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I greeted a friend that was in a bad movie-watching group at college about a week after they’d seen it with “So anyway, how’s your sex life.” Him: “OH GOD” *thousand-yard stare*. It’s about the only time I can ever recall triggering someone like that.

CB > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2017 at 00:04

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I met Tommy Wiseau once. It was a surreal experience. I threw a football with him.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CB 07/23/2017 at 02:12

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Wut...

Steve in Manhattan > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2017 at 10:02

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Love bad movies, and even I haven’t watched The Room . One day ...

Spoon II > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2017 at 11:51

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This movie is a monument to just how badly you can make something. Fun fact: There’s a sequel in the works called “The Car”.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spoon II 07/23/2017 at 18:10

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There’s a documentary coming out about it called “The Disaster Artist”. It looks like it’ll be great.

NJAnon > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2017 at 21:25

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So now you understand why folks don’t really get overexcited films previews, etc.

(For the record I’ve never heard of the The Room, Im curious as to how you heard of it Bman76 lol)